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First impressions
Very sleek, very Clerkenwell. A pink “Z” sign marks the entrance to a retro
reception, where steps lead to a lounge with vintage floral wallpaper, a
trendy beaten-up leather sofa, coffee tables and cork stools. Above is a
five-storey oval atrium with a skylight.
Why it’s special
Location (bang in the middle of Clerkenwell’s buzzing nightclubs, bars and
restaurants), design (by Precious McBane, known for its retro,
anti-minimalist, but high-tech look), and the food.
Hitting the sack
Comfy beds, long-thread carpet, Penguin classics, hot water bottles, shutters,
internet access (£10 for 24 hours), and selection of 4,000 CDs. Best rooms
at the rear, away from traffic. Great studios with large balconies on fifth
floor. Each room has a “porno pink” lighting option.
Sampling the fare
Room service menu: artichoke ravioli with sage, tomato and black olive sauce
(£9), taleggio cheese with fresh pear (£7), and salami, tomato and
mozzarella panini (£4). Three-course meal with wine at the restaurant, £30 a
head.
Added attractions
Bottled water comes from its own 1,500ft bore hole. Hallway vending machines
selling half-bottles of champagne, beer, mixed gin and tonic, toothbrushes
and toothpaste. High ceilings; used to be the office of Zetters football
pools.
Access all areas
Wheelchair-friendly room on each floor; restaurant accessible.
The bottom line
Doubles £125.
What we think
Clerkenwell is hot, and so is The Zetter. And good value.
Need to know
The Zetter (020-7324 4444, www.thezetter.com),
86-88 Clerkenwell Road, EC1.
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